http://clientsfromhell.net/post/92726195651/i-work-as-an-in-house-graphics-designer-for-one-of

clientsfromhell:

I work as an in-house graphics designer for one of my country’s largest paintshops for trucks.

Client: Listen! We need a brochure ASAP. I know we talked about it ages ago, but we need it done like right now!

Me: I sent you a more or less finished layout almost a year ago. You said you’ll…

18 minutes ago 179 ♥

disneyismyescape:

kinell:

Did you know that Crush is portrayed “high” because Sea Turtles actually eat jellyfish and the poisons inside the jelly doesn’t actually harm the turtle but instead intoxicates them much like marijuana does for humans.

i just thought it was because he was supposed to be a “surfer dude”

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31 minutes ago 375416 ♥
dogshaming:

I’m not taking any bull today!

Piggy does NOT like going outside in the morning and will hide under the bed to try and escape.

dogshaming:

I’m not taking any bull today!

Piggy does NOT like going outside in the morning and will hide under the bed to try and escape.

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45 minutes ago 820 ♥
lareinaana:

deux-zero-deux:

brianadeshe:

relevant

ACTUALLY, the term was APPROPRIATED. it originally was used to describe BLACK YOUTHS OF THE JAZZ CULTURE. it stemmed from “hep cat” to “hepster” to “hipster.” x
the definition of what a hipster is changed so much throughout the coining but all in all: WHITE PEOPLE APPROPRIATED THE TERM AND THE CULTURE.

Please reblog this version y’all.

lareinaana:

deux-zero-deux:

brianadeshe:

relevant

ACTUALLY, the term was APPROPRIATED. it originally was used to describe BLACK YOUTHS OF THE JAZZ CULTURE. it stemmed from “hep cat” to “hepster” to “hipster.” x

the definition of what a hipster is changed so much throughout the coining but all in all: WHITE PEOPLE APPROPRIATED THE TERM AND THE CULTURE.

Please reblog this version y’all.

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46 minutes ago 23850 ♥

jenoshmellark:

When an actor stumbles into their fandom on Tumblr:

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59 minutes ago 26701 ♥

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59 minutes ago 11510 ♥

lilaira:

there is that one annoying somehow very inteligent fly in my room.. stalking and pissing me off all the time. I bet it’s the reincarnation of someone terrible…

1 hour ago 24 ♥

theunithasasoul:

amazingavengers:

beifag:

k1mkardashian:

girls think having a period sucks but try having to fix your penis discreetly through your pocket 

having the insides of your organs shed and come out through your genitals does not compare to having displaced balls sorry

none of you can do it discreetly anyways

we see you

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1 hour ago 374759 ♥
D&D Stats Explained with Tomatoes

twistedviper:

raktajino-hot:

corruptionpoints:

mindchildofmadness submits:

Strength is being able to crush a tomato.

Dexterity is being able to dodge a tomato.

Constitution is being able to eat a bad tomato.

Intelligence is knowing a tomato is a fruit.

Wisdom is knowing not to put a tomato in a fruit salad.

Charisma is being able to sell a tomato based fruit salad.

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If I stop reblogging this assume I’m dead

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1 hour ago 86768 ♥

mxtori:

businessinsider:

7 QUESTIONS YOU SHOULD ASK AT THE END OF EVERY JOB INTERVIEW.

Click here to find out why these questions help you.

This is so important!

I never know what to ask and end up looking like a fool cause I don’t have a question prepared.

Don’t be me.

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1 hour ago 111679 ♥

staxilicious:

artkat:

despairnaegami:

personasanta:

does anybody else think tired and sleepy mean two totally different things

sleepy is cute and dozing off and happy but tired is 10 cups of coffee and murder

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reblogging because the last graphic comment is FLAWLESS

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1 hour ago 742150 ♥

lord-kitschener:

clestroying:

clestroying:

What do you call a cheap circumcision?

A rip off

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1 hour ago 170501 ♥

lukeisherenow:

therealxtina:

the true gay icons

ive been waiting for these gifs together in one set my whole life

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1 hour ago 265536 ♥

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1 hour ago 444 ♥

prewars:

smallgovernment:

at this point I’ve nearly forgotten that pirating movies and software is illegal

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1 hour ago 222359 ♥
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